I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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