What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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