This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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