So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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