i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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