Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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