I bet he comes in French.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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