hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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