I need help removing her.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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