You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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