Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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