You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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