ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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