your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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