their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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