i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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