We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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