Dual....:-)
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
it was like eating out sand paper
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
