You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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