As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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