Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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