this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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