my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
