Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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