so that wasnt chicken after all
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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