Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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