You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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