Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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