he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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