Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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