Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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