How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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