Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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