I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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