We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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