I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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