i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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