Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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