1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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