I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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