I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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