my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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