I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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