i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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