Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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