he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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