I should be sponsored by Trojan
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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