the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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