Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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