That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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