seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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