Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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